The Chicago Abyss

So Far In A Few Blocks To Be So Low, The Numbers Argument Won't Work For The Cubs

What The New Boss Tells Us About The Old One, Bears Depression, Arsenal As Stoke

The Case For Trading Alex Vlasic, Here Come The Warm Jets, MLS Gobbledegook

Let's end the week by talking about an outlandish trade idea, previewing Saturday afternoon's game with Winnipeg, and Dan Garber letting some ooze dribble out of his mouth. Sector 1901 - The Case For Trading Alex Vlasic Let me state at the top that this isn&

Emergency Newsletter: When The Whip Comes Down

Well, I guess Kyle Davidson can put himself on the clock. Wonders never cease. Give Davidson this, and it's the only thing one should give him, he didn't wait around. The symptoms of a team that needs a coaching change only started appearing rather recently. The

The Time Has Come To Say Fair's Fair, The Premier League Means Fatigue

Podcast - Jaked On Green Beans

Live From The Five Hole on the Bears and Hawks and the small matters they went through this week. http://www.faxesfromuncledale.com/wp-content/uploads/Faxes-From-Uncle-Dale-Live-From-The-Five-Hole-12-3-24-Jaked-On-Green-Beers.mp3

Crisis In The Eye Of The Beholder, If The Cubs Meant It

Working Hard For Nothing,I Don't Care How You Got Fired,The Cubs Return To The Middle

The Piss On Your Leftovers, A New Day-ish, Age Comes For Everyone

Time To Get Neal Page Home

We're gonna set up the three Thanksgiving weekend games the Hawks have and then it's time for Terry Boers Christmas drunk. Last reminder, going behind the subscription wall come Monday. We all knew this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly! Sector 1901 - Time To Get

Live From The Five Hole: Squabble Up

This week's podcast... Download: Spotify: Apple: Google Stitcher : RSS http://www.faxesfromuncledale.com/wp-content/uploads/Faxes-From-Uncle-Dale-Live-From-The-Five-Hole-11-26-24-Squabble-Up.mp3

Concerns About Bedard, Concerns About The Cubs, Concenrs About My Well-Being

Programming note: Gonna take the holiday and Black Friday off, so tomorrow's newsletter will get everyone ready for the Hawks three games over the holiday period. Also, if you're good at something never do it for free, so starting Monday everything goes behind the subscription gate

"Nothing Matters But.." Is Getting Mighty Old

Programming Note: With the holiday, I'll have newsletters Mon-Wed this week but not on the holiday or Friday because...well, I'll be drunk, obviously. Also, this will be the last totally free week. We'll go behind the subscription wall starting next Monday, except for

Topeka, Orange Is The New Suck

Spraying bullets about the Hawks and Panthers, and getting set up for the Hawks matinee (it's too goddamn early in the season for matinees) in Philly on Saturday. Sector 1901 - Topeka Like we said, fear of embarrassment plus a team not paying full attention can sometimes lead

Hawks Gameday: The Champ Is Here, Can't Keep A Good Man Down

Getting you set up for the visit of the defending champion Florida Panthers and the ass-kicking that almost certainly awaits, and then some quick thoughts on "the plan." Sector 1901 - Hawks Gameday; The Champ Is Here Florida Panthers Lineup Rodrigues - Barkov - Reinhart Verhaege - Bennett

High Speed Dirt, Keep Your Hands To Yourself

Wrapping up the Hawks soiree with the Ducks and some existential, I guess, Bears thoughts. Sector 1901 - High Speed Dirt Playing a team such as the Ducks when they are on the second of a back-to-back, with the first half in Dallas, the expectation really should be getting a

Hawks Gameday: We Like To Be Here When We Can, That's The Way We Like It

Setting up the Hawks home tilt with the Ducks, some thoughts on even more nonsensical lines, and ending with USMNT conclusions after their game with Jamaica. Sector 1901 - Hawks Gameday: We Like To Be Here When We Can Anaheim Ducks Lineup Killorn - Carlsson - Strome Terry - Zegras

Unnecessary Panic, Darker Than A Black Steer's Tuchus On A Moonless Prairie Night

Kicking off the week by trying to be reasonable about the Hawks' loss on Saturday night, and doing the exact opposite about The Blue And Orange. Sector 1901 - Unnecessary Panic I'm not going to sit here and try to somehow argue that scoring five goals in

The Cold Is Creeping Deep Inside, USMNT Win Something Out Of Leatherheads

We're wrapping up the Hawks' whathaveya in Seattle, getting you set up for Saturday night's soiree in Van City, and some thoughts about the USMNT's first "competitive" fixture with Mauricio Pochettino. Sector 1901 - The Cold Is Creeping Deep Inside The

Hawks Gameday: I Miss The Comfort Of Being Sad

Setting you up for tonight's late start against the Kraken. Sector 1901 - Hawks Gameday: I Miss The Comfort Of Being Sad Seattle Kraken Lineup McCann - Beniers - Eberle Schwartz - Stephenson - Bjorkstrand Tolvanen - Wright - Burakovsky Kartye - Gourde - Tanev Oleksiak - Montour

You're Being Very Un-Dude, The Solution Is Closer and Cheaper

We've got an it's-ok-don't-worry treatise on Connor Bedard and the Cubs offseason plans. Remember, all social media is now on Bluesky, @felsgate. Sector 1901 - You've Being Very Un-Dude It wouldn't be too hard to understand the mild panic that

The Quick And The Dead, We're Now In The Hiding Phase

Back in the country and somewhat settled in. Quick programming note, and I don't want to make a whole thing of this, but all my social media for public consumption will be at BlueSky. Still the same tag, @felsgate. So there you go. Let's hop to