Hawks The Levshunov Problem The Hawks have hit their first crossroads of their rebuild. There's no evidence other than blind faith they know what to do about it. Yet another "Rebuild Ranking" article came across my view the other day, which always breaks my brain. This one doesn't
Hawks What The Fuck Is This? The Hawks barf in front of their moms again, getting their doors blown off in Pittsburgh. I know that all the moms, at one point in their lives, watched each and every one of their sons puke on themselves, or shit themselves, or piss themselves, because that's what
Soccer Things From The Champions League: A Goalie Goal Solves All UEFA gets the finish it wants, without having to think about whether it's actually what anyone else wants. We're in the second year of the "Swiss Model" of the Champions League, and with the novelty of last season wearing off, this edition felt like
Terry Boers One Last By Crackee Fare thee well, buddy. I don't think I'm going out on much of a ledge to say a fair few of you, like me, had Terry Boers as a major part of your childhood. Which is a truly terrifying thing to admit, but we're
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Hawks Hey, What's Going On With That Connor Bedard Contract, Anyway? Haven't heard much, have we? As the Hawks season chugs along (emphasis on "chugs"), one undercurrent that we thought might be part of the whole process has been utterly silent. No one seems to be saying anything, which they're also saying is good news.
Chicago Bears The Seatbelt Is Unfastened, The Shoulder Harness Has Lifted It was the best ride. It shouldn't happen again. The first few moments after a roller coaster can be a little dicey. You step off the ride onto solid ground again, and you're unsure. You have to really ground yourself through your feet to quickly remind
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