Soccer Ok, Here's What I Think Happened For The USMNT Not exactly strutting into the summer, are the boys. Anyone's level of dread over the USMNT getting stuffed in a locker by two actual world powers over the past four days (and there's a decent argument to be had about whether Belgium even qualifies for that
NHL Are The Anaheim Ducks Actually Any Good? They're going to win the Pacific. They still might suck. Betteridge's Law, folks. Any headline that's a question, the answer is no. The Anaheim Ducks had something of their event horizon last night, as the Toronto Maple Leafs came in, after firing their GM,
MLB Coming Home It's Opening Day. It's always a good day. “[Baseball] breaks your heart. It is designed to break your heart. The game begins in the spring, when everything else begins again, and it blossoms in the summer, filling the afternoons and evenings, and then as soon as
Soccer When A God Wears #11 There will never be anyone like Mo Salah. The dumbest thing about being a soccer fan, and the best thing, is that the actual point of the sport is so goddamn hard. How they determine who wins--y'know, who scores the most fucking goals– is a task that&
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MLB Celebration vs. Duty The US treated the WBC like Smoltz treats baseball. They got what they deserve. I have this hunch that was the last World Baseball Classic that will take place in March. It becomes a bigger deal every edition, people really enjoy it, and if the Olympics in 2028 come off