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Things From The Champions League: The Easy Way Out

The Winter Olympics may have hidden it, but the Champions League knockout rounds returned under the cover. And sadly, soccer embarrassed itself again. It is pointless to discuss the first legs of the Champions League knockout rounds without starting with the horrid events in Lisbon after Vinicius Jr. scored against

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Things From The Premier League: The Guillotine Will Claim Her Bloody Price

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I Can See England Waving - Premier League Round 26 Preview: You Gotta Enjoy A Car Crash Sometimes

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Things From The Premier League: Do You Know Where You Are?

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I Can See England Waving - Premier League Round 25 Preview: Let's Try This Again

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Things From The Premier League: Man City Can't Take A Punch, Either

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Things From The Champions League: A Goalie Goal Solves All

UEFA gets the finish it wants, without having to think about whether it's actually what anyone else wants. We're in the second year of the "Swiss Model" of the Champions League, and with the novelty of last season wearing off, this edition felt like

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Soccer's Baseball Revolution

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Things From The Premier League: Liverpool Are Now Old Arsenal, While Arsenal Are Trying To Be Old Arsenal

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Things From The Champions League: Clearing Out The Inbox

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Premier League Round Up: Everyone's Cranky

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I Can See England Waving - Premier League Round 22 Preview: Take It To The Mancs, Daddy!

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Xabi Alonso Learns That Real Madrid Is No Place For A Plan

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Things From The Premier League - Brenden Aaronson Is Now Luis Figo

The Yank is giving Mauricio Pochettino something else to think about. Yes, I'm going to do this before Arsenal-Liverpool kicks off, because after that match is done, I might not want to watch soccer for like two weeks. I'm not saying if I motherfuck Brenden Aaronson

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I Can See England Waving - Premier League Round 21 Preview: When The Whip Comes Down

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The New Year's Axe

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Things From The Premier League: The xG Conquerers

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I Can See England Waving - Premier League Round 17 Preview: Not That Festive

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Bruno Fernandes Is Cranky

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Things From The Premier League Round 16: Is This It?

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I Can See England Waving - Premier League Round 16 Preview: True Hate

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Things From The Champions League: A Day Of Alonsos

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The USMNT Got The Hanging Curveball

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It'll Do Until The Mess Gets Here

Mo Salah kicks Arne Slot when he's down. It's not that Arne Slot wouldn't have been ruing Ryan Gravenberch ignoring the ball on Leeds's last corner that turned into the equalizer as it was. After Mo Salah decided to go all Hank

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I Can See England Waving - Premier League Round 15 Preview: Climbing Up Every Mountain On The Moon