Soccer Let's Get Down To Brass Tacks With The USMNT, How Much For The Ape? For the last time, we try to filter out the noise around the B-team's efforts in the Gold Cup and what it means for the only thing that matters, next year's World Cup. It gets harder to drill through the noise when it follows a loss
Soccer Someone Hit Alexi Lalas In The Face With A Piece Heavy Mining Equipment Alexi Lalas is everything we don't want. I am the last generation that can remember a time when Fox wasn't involved in sports. We were kids when the Earth shifted off its axis, seemingly, as Fox took away the NFC package from CBS. It iss hard
Soccer No, You Don't Need To Bother With The Club World Cup Apparently it starts this weekend. There are better ways to fill your time. FIFA's latest naked cash-grab and homage to the corruption gods begins this weekend, and that's the Club World Cup. At least, so I'm told. Betting against themselves that they can'
Soccer Let's Be Real About The USMNT (It's not as bad as last night, but it isn't good) Certainly the outing against Switzerland was a waste of everyone's time, but that's all it was. There is a void when it comes to the USMNT. It has to be filled with something, and that's usually noise. There is no qualifying campaign. The CONCACAF
Soccer The USMNT's Summer Of Experimentation Thanks to injuries and exhaustion, the USMNT is back where it was four years ago. It's funny how things work for the USMNT, if you pay attention to enough cycles (which is an admittance of how old one is, so I'll write the rest of this
Soccer Let's Preview The Champions League Final The European soccer season comes to an end with PSG vs. Inter. A cliché you've heard thousands of time by now is, "Styles make fights." That works boxing, but it doesn't always work in soccer. What most neutrals wanted for the Champions League Final
