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We're gonna set up the three Thanksgiving weekend games the Hawks have and then it's time for Terry Boers Christmas drunk. Last reminder, going behind the subscription wall come Monday. We all knew this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly! Sector 1901 - Time To Get Neal

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Programming note: Gonna take the holiday and Black Friday off, so tomorrow's newsletter will get everyone ready for the Hawks three games over the holiday period. Also, if you're good at something never do it for free, so starting Monday everything goes behind the subscription gate

Programming Note: With the holiday, I'll have newsletters Mon-Wed this week but not on the holiday or Friday because...well, I'll be drunk, obviously. Also, this will be the last totally free week. We'll go behind the subscription wall starting next Monday, except

Spraying bullets about the Hawks and Panthers, and getting set up for the Hawks matinee (it's too goddamn early in the season for matinees) in Philly on Saturday. Sector 1901 - Topeka Like we said, fear of embarrassment plus a team not paying full attention can sometimes lead to

Getting you set up for the visit of the defending champion Florida Panthers and the ass-kicking that almost certainly awaits, and then some quick thoughts on "the plan." Sector 1901 - Hawks Gameday; The Champ Is Here Florida Panthers Lineup Rodrigues - Barkov - Reinhart Verhaege - Bennett - Tkachuk Luostarinen - Lundell

Wrapping up the Hawks soiree with the Ducks and some existential, I guess, Bears thoughts. Sector 1901 - High Speed Dirt Playing a team such as the Ducks when they are on the second of a back-to-back, with the first half in Dallas, the expectation really should be getting

Setting up the Hawks home tilt with the Ducks, some thoughts on even more nonsensical lines, and ending with USMNT conclusions after their game with Jamaica. Sector 1901 - Hawks Gameday: We Like To Be Here When We Can Anaheim Ducks Lineup Killorn - Carlsson - Strome Terry - Zegras - Vatrano Gauthier - Lundestrom - Leason

Kicking off the week by trying to be reasonable about the Hawks' loss on Saturday night, and doing the exact opposite about The Blue And Orange. Sector 1901 - Unnecessary Panic I'm not going to sit here and try to somehow argue that scoring five goals in the

We're wrapping up the Hawks' whathaveya in Seattle, getting you set up for Saturday night's soiree in Van City, and some thoughts about the USMNT's first "competitive" fixture with Mauricio Pochettino. Sector 1901 - The Cold Is Creeping Deep Inside The Hawks

Setting you up for tonight's late start against the Kraken. Sector 1901 - Hawks Gameday: I Miss The Comfort Of Being Sad Seattle Kraken Lineup McCann - Beniers - Eberle Schwartz - Stephenson - Bjorkstrand Tolvanen - Wright - Burakovsky Kartye - Gourde - Tanev Oleksiak - Montour Evans - Larsson Mahura - Borgen Daccord/Grubauer What You Need To

We've got an it's-ok-don't-worry treatise on Connor Bedard and the Cubs offseason plans. Remember, all social media is now on Bluesky, @felsgate. Sector 1901 - You've Being Very Un-Dude It wouldn't be too hard to understand the

Back in the country and somewhat settled in. Quick programming note, and I don't want to make a whole thing of this, but all my social media for public consumption will be at BlueSky. Still the same tag, @felsgate. So there you go. Let's hop to

Hey all, jetlag has got me by the brain banana. So if you don't mind, today's newsletter will come out this afternoon instead of the morning. And then we'll get back to a normal schedule on Wednesday morning. Thanks for your patience and understanding.

Programming note: I'll be on a trip by the time this arrives in your inbox. Having left last night I didn't get a chance to do any notes or wrap-ups of the Hawks tilt with the Wings, so this will just be a preview for

Programming Note: Due to travel plans, tomorrow's newsletter is likely only to be a preview of the Hawks trip to Dallas, and there won't be a newsletter Friday or Monday. Anyway, on to the shenanigans Sector 1901 - Weren't You a Genius Once? Detroit Red

Programming Note: A reminder, I'm headed out of town on Wednesday for an extended weekend, planned long before I decided to launch this track record of my descent. So Thursday's newsletter will likely only be a preview of the Hawks-Stars game, and there will be

Programming note: I'll be leaving for a trip on Wednesday night that was planned long before I decided to start this cry for help. So there will be no newsletter Friday or next Monday. And Thursday's will probably only be setting up the game in Dallas

We're wrapping up the Hawks loss in San Jose, and then getting you set up for the Hawks weekend in SoCal. Sector 1901 - Girls In Cages Playing Their Guitars Let us pray that the postgame isn't filled with quotes about how there are no moral victories

We discuss the fresh hell the Bears are providing us, touch on the Hawks, and then get to Fork's questions because we are doomed to this fate: https://t.co/NPfyLzJj4P

Setting up the Hawks dip into The Tank, and wrapping up the World Series. Sector 1901 - How Are Things On The West Coast? San Jost Sharks Lineup: Eklund - Granlund - Toffoli Gushchin - Wennberg - Zetterlund Goodrow - Smith - Kunin Grundstrom - Sturm - Cardwell Walman - Ceci Ferraro - Rutta Thompson - Benning Vanecek/Blackwood What You Need

Today we've got musings on Alex Vlasic, the Bears, and whatever else was stuck to the floor mats in the car. Sector 1901 - You Have A Rendevouz With My Vlasic, Motherfucker It's probably not much of a shock that the most impressive, and consistent, player so

Holy shit a win. Like, a regulation one! Let's knock out some bullets and then some baseball and footy thoughts. Sector 1901 - Drinking From A Fountain That Is Pouring... I know, I can't help myself. Some of us still hang on to Butthole Surfers, what can

This is Chicago sports right now. Let's get through it together. Sector 1901 - This Is The Best We Can Do, Folks Boy, it's a good thing Kyle Davidson said at the end of last season that the total of 52 points the Hawks accumulated during the