Sam Fels But Who's Buying

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Being Speakers Is The Best And You Don't Have To Guess, Just Bring Sammy Back

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It Has Happened Before

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The Respectable Mooning That Wasn't, The Cubs End Their Mountain Jam

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Capital Knockers

The Gennaro Gattuso Corollary, The Cubs Put On Their Big Boy Pants, Market Correction For The Gunners

Going through the Hawks' weekend, the Cubs big trade, and Arsenal's inability to, y'know, score. Sector 1901 - The Gennaro Gattuso Corollary That's the easiest way to sum up the Hawks loss in New Jersey and their win the next afternoon at home against

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Hawks Lose In Most Magical Place On Earth, Head To Parts Unknown

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Future Islands Sucks, The Cubs Have Their Demidov

Live From The Five Hole: Turnstiles

Sorry folks, a little late on this one. Here's today's podcast on the Bears and specifically Ryan Poles, and then onto the firing of Luke Richardson. You can get it wherever you get your podcasts. http://www.faxesfromuncledale.com/wp-content/uploads/Faxes-From-Uncle-Dale-

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The Chicago Abyss

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So Far In A Few Blocks To Be So Low, The Numbers Argument Won't Work For The Cubs

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What The New Boss Tells Us About The Old One, Bears Depression, Arsenal As Stoke

The Case For Trading Alex Vlasic, Here Come The Warm Jets, MLS Gobbledegook

Let's end the week by talking about an outlandish trade idea, previewing Saturday afternoon's game with Winnipeg, and Dan Garber letting some ooze dribble out of his mouth. Sector 1901 - The Case For Trading Alex Vlasic Let me state at the top that this isn'

Emergency Newsletter: When The Whip Comes Down

Well, I guess Kyle Davidson can put himself on the clock. Wonders never cease. Give Davidson this, and it's the only thing one should give him, he didn't wait around. The symptoms of a team that needs a coaching change only started appearing rather recently. The

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The Time Has Come To Say Fair's Fair, The Premier League Means Fatigue

Podcast - Jaked On Green Beans

Live From The Five Hole on the Bears and Hawks and the small matters they went through this week. http://www.faxesfromuncledale.com/wp-content/uploads/Faxes-From-Uncle-Dale-Live-From-The-Five-Hole-12-3-24-Jaked-On-Green-Beers.mp3

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Crisis In The Eye Of The Beholder, If The Cubs Meant It

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Working Hard For Nothing,I Don't Care How You Got Fired,The Cubs Return To The Middle

Just A Reminder

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The Piss On Your Leftovers, A New Day-ish, Age Comes For Everyone

Time To Get Neal Page Home

We're gonna set up the three Thanksgiving weekend games the Hawks have and then it's time for Terry Boers Christmas drunk. Last reminder, going behind the subscription wall come Monday. We all knew this mumbo jumbo wouldn't fly! Sector 1901 - Time To Get Neal

Live From The Five Hole: Squabble Up

This week's podcast... Download: Spotify: Apple: Google Stitcher : RSS http://www.faxesfromuncledale.com/wp-content/uploads/Faxes-From-Uncle-Dale-Live-From-The-Five-Hole-11-26-24-Squabble-Up.mp3

Concerns About Bedard, Concerns About The Cubs, Concenrs About My Well-Being

Programming note: Gonna take the holiday and Black Friday off, so tomorrow's newsletter will get everyone ready for the Hawks three games over the holiday period. Also, if you're good at something never do it for free, so starting Monday everything goes behind the subscription gate

"Nothing Matters But.." Is Getting Mighty Old

Programming Note: With the holiday, I'll have newsletters Mon-Wed this week but not on the holiday or Friday because...well, I'll be drunk, obviously. Also, this will be the last totally free week. We'll go behind the subscription wall starting next Monday, except

Topeka, Orange Is The New Suck

Spraying bullets about the Hawks and Panthers, and getting set up for the Hawks matinee (it's too goddamn early in the season for matinees) in Philly on Saturday. Sector 1901 - Topeka Like we said, fear of embarrassment plus a team not paying full attention can sometimes lead to

Hawks Gameday: The Champ Is Here, Can't Keep A Good Man Down

Getting you set up for the visit of the defending champion Florida Panthers and the ass-kicking that almost certainly awaits, and then some quick thoughts on "the plan." Sector 1901 - Hawks Gameday; The Champ Is Here Florida Panthers Lineup Rodrigues - Barkov - Reinhart Verhaege - Bennett - Tkachuk Luostarinen - Lundell